Men are Happy

Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station room because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. The occasional well-rendered belch is expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes. One color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. ! You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. You don't freakout when you go to a party and see another man wearing the same shirt,instead you become buddies.

This is a good article: International Man's day Gender politics is ultimately about language, and you know what language leads to -- rhetoric, semantics and all-around confusion. No wonder men and women can't get along. I have always believed that you can tell more about a situation by what is not being said than by what is said, which is why I find it so revealing that... YOU'LL NEVER HEAR A MAN SAY... Why isn't there an International Men's Day? I love her but she won't commit to me. She's an ambler, a gambler and a midnight rambler. We have an "open" relationship. She's a bad girl, but I love her because she's bad. I'm saving myself for her. She's the wind beneath my wings. Do these jeans make my thighs look fat? She looks really rugged and handsome with a beard. Sometimes I just like to have a good cry, and then I feel better. She only hit me that one time and she promised me it will never happen again. Why does she never phone? I get so embarrassed when construction workers whistle at me. I go wherever she goes and I'm happy. I have to do something about these laugh-lines around my eyes. Shopping cheers me up. Oh, no, I have cellulite. I got my bikini line waxed the other day... ooh, ouch! She has big feet so that means she must have a big sex organ. I carry my whole life around in my purse. I have to pamper my sensitive skin. I think we should meet and have a nice, long talk about our relationship and the direction it's headed. I just found a suspicious-looking lump in my breast. You treat me like a sex object! I don't brag at how well I do at my job in case it affects her low self-esteem. Some days, I look in the mirror and I hate myself. As a man, I have special dietary requirements that are different from a woman's. I fake orgasms all the time so she won't feel bad. Women are women -- they think with their dinks. I have nothing to wear. She has a fear of intimacy. I want to be with him forever. I feel used. I have needs. You're just like all the rest. Is that all there is? I never came. AND YOU'LL NEVER HEAR A WOMAN SAY... I'm impotent. Cor blimey, look at the balls on that one! I used to love him but I had to kill him. I'm a loner and a rebel. Hey, I did you a favor by leaving him. Nice legs, shame about the face. There goes a mercy fuck if I ever saw one. Wham, bam, thank-you, sir! If only he didn't spoil everything by opening his mouth. Why does he keep phoning me all the time? If he wants to see me he knows where to find me. There's those couple a days a month when I know to just... stay away! He led me on. He's such a cunt-tease. There goes a piece of ass! He's a screamer. He's a moaner. He's easy. He could use a pluck job on his eyebrows. Stay away from him... he's an ovary-breaker! Nice tits. He wants it... you can tell. What are you, a fucking feminist? He's good-looking so he's probably a bastard. If you really loved me, you'd let me take off the condom. Let's live together first and see how it works out and then get married. Sex is sex. Power is an aphrodisiac -- men will be attracted to you no matter what you look like if you have power. He didn't mean anything to me, I swear. It's you I love, I did it just for the sex. Don't take the way I am personally -- it's just the way I am. I never hit him, I just punch a wall or something instead when I get angry. I love you but I'm not in love with you. You're too needy. I'm no good for you, babe. Go find someone worthy of you. I don't want to upset you more than you are already, so I thought it best to just stay away. Forever is a long time. I wear the same socks every day. It was just a fuck. What's the big deal? Women have all the power. Every day is International Women's Day. Taken from: http://www.eye.net/eye/issue/issue_02.25.99/news_views/necrofile.html

For your info we have Women’s day.
But why no privileges for men?
We man do so much hard work for every aspect of life (no offences for women). We serve our family, society and the complete world. But we men are not wary about ourselves.

So, let’s decide commonly for celebrating an International Men’s day on 17th August for all men present on earth.

The blog is to start its planning for vision, mission, goals, write-ups, campaigning. We will put on the blogs, spam everywhere wherever we could to make each and every men aware about "International Men's Day" and to participate in our grand campaign. I have already started planning for it. Volunteers are invited for this major campaign. I will put them in my volunteers list. Non-interested please ignore the blog and enjoy Women’s day only.

Founded by:
International Men's Day founded by Varun Khandelwal
(Idea originated on 8th March, Women's Day)